Mya's Sweet Conversations

Mya: "Mom look it mom, someone pooped on the mountains."
Me: "No honey that is snow on the mountains"
Mya: "No mom it's snow and poop."
Me: "Oh honey that dark stuff up there is dirt, tress, bushes ya know things like that."
Mya: "No mom that is poop on the mountains and they are in big trouble, they go to time out
mom, you not supposed to poop on the mountains, their big trouble."
Me: ....Speachless




Mya: "Mom where in the toliet paper in my bathroom?"
Me: I put it back on the wall hun where it supposed to go, it fell off yesterday remember?"
Mya: "Did you say you fixed it mom?"
Me: "Yes that is what I said I fixed it."
Mya: "ah ah no mom you break things dad fixes them!"