MY FUNNY HUSBAND

Ok so Todd is a very sacastic person, for all those who know him he is a funny guy. Well I on the other hand am extremly not street smarts, usually called blonds. But I don't want to offend any blond haired people out there so lets just say I never get his jokes, unless he spends 15 or 20 min explaining them to me. My family did this for me all growing up. ANyways one thing that I laugh really really hard about is Todd's dancing. Now this goes all the way back, don't worry TOdd never reads the blog he won't read this, or he would kill me. NO not really. Ok so when we were first married Todd would dance for me. A funny crazy dancing but than it turned into "hmmm let me see if I can get her in the "mood" with my dancing." Well he has one pair of silky garments in which he says he feels sexy in. SO he would start wearing these garments and dancing for me in the bedroom. Than it went from just crazy dancing to all of a sudden there was an imaginary pole he would be dancing with/on. Well I think he was hoping it would get me in the "mood" but it always just ended in me laughing hysterically and feeling anything but lovey! So over the next couple of years it's just become a joke with us, when I need a good laugh I ask him to do some of his incredible pole dancing moves.
SIDENOTE: I coached volleyball at Bountiful High this year and Mya came with me to practices and anyways she well lets say takes after her daddy. Anyone who has seen Mya dance it's hilarious and well advanced for a baby. THe volleyball team would just be rolling from laughing so hard when they would put warm up music on before a game and Mya would be sitting out on the floor just shakin her stuff. Really really funny thing to see. Anyways back to my story.
This Saturday our ward is doing a Valentines dance for couples or anyone really 18 and above. They do it every year and we never attend. This week though Todd has mentioned several times saying "so got your outfit ready for Saturday, or got your dance moves ready?" I thought he was just joking, we never go to this dance thing. So finally the other night after dinner he was asking me about it again and I was like do you actually for reals want to go to that? It's a theme dance TOdd, (meaning last year was swing dancing and I am not sure what this year is). And this is Todd's reply. "Oh I can theme dance honey." He than gets up from the table and says this is white dancing and procedes to do some insane dancing that I guess white people do. Than he says this is black dancing and well you don't want to know the moves he tried to do with this one. He goes on to Chinese dancing, mexican dancing,Mong dancing ect. I think he covered most of the contintient. I was laughing so hard begging him to stop. Mya is just thinking it is the greatest thing in the world and keeps cheering him to keep going. I think this really made Todd feel good cause he kept going and going. I thought he was going to pull something. After he finally stopped to catch his breath, I said honey I meant like swing dancing, country line dancing, like dance themes not dances from cultures all over the world. He looked at me confused and was like oh that's all you had to say, cause if they ever do culture world dancing, I'm all over it. Oh man I love my husband and he can always make me laugh!